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    Claptrap

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    Favourite Server Quotes

    Post  Claptrap on Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:56 pm

    "CHUBBY HUNGRY!"
    "YO YO BIG BUBBA BROWN IN THE HOUSE!"
    "I like....sausages *heavy breathing*"
    "KILL DEM NIG NOGS!"

    General misatkes:
    Explain your reason for applying for the MPF and wishing to become a Vortigaunt:

    :facepalm:

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    Legion

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    Im epic sdadsafdsafaasbdjasb

    Post  Legion on Mon Jan 09, 2012 12:05 am

    It was i who pointed out the mpf vort thingy =D
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    kernelpanic

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    Re: Favourite Server Quotes

    Post  kernelpanic on Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:16 pm

    X 'gon give it to 'ya.
    Racecar.
    Huge swinging dicks.
    "IMMA FIRINN MAH LAZOO000000R!"
    Fag is mad.
    "Go and train for our battle." (Capitan Raitard)
    CUTE VORT OMG SO CUTE CANNOT EVEN HANDEL.

    Also: Shoot to ban.
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    TheGatekeeper

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    Re: Favourite Server Quotes

    Post  TheGatekeeper on Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:27 am

    "Found a contraband teapot outside CWU building. Bringing in to destroy."
    "What level contraband is that?"
    "Lethal."
    [About a minute later]
    "Teapot has been amputated."

    "CALL THE OBESE POLICE, WE GOT A WADDLER!"

    Oh, the times we have.

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    Re: Favourite Server Quotes

    Post  kernelpanic on Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:28 am

    TheGatekeeper wrote:"Found a contraband teapot outside CWU building. Bringing in to destroy."
    "What level contraband is that?"
    "Lethal."
    [About a minute later]
    "Teapot has been amputated."


    TEAPOTS ARE WMD.
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    Claptrap

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    Re: Favourite Server Quotes

    Post  Claptrap on Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:36 pm

    **Dan Kreeg, walks down the road feeling the need to have a shit. He ignores this as brown sludge trickles down his leg.



    I LOVE THIS QUOTE! Very Happy
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    Re: Favourite Server Quotes

    Post  TheGatekeeper on Sat Jan 21, 2012 4:36 am

    MPF-18.JURY-05.71700 says "<:: I will shove my CYBERNETIC FOOT up your ORGANIC ASS."
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    Re: Favourite Server Quotes

    Post  Amy on Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:49 pm

    " GET IN MY VAN "
    " GET IN MY VAN CHILDREN, I HAS SWEETS FOR YOU "

    'Nough said.
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    Re: Favourite Server Quotes

    Post  Amy on Sun Jan 22, 2012 4:06 pm

    *Flutters eyes cutely*
    Pwease
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    Re: Favourite Server Quotes

    Post  kernelpanic on Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:55 am

    Dimov wrote:MPF-18-HELIX.05.63555 says "<:: I said put it in the trash can!"
    MPF-18-HELIX.05.63555 says "<:: I said put it in the trash can!"
    MPF-RCT.21757 says "<:: Pick up that can."
    MPF-RCT.21757 says "<:: Pick up that can."
    MPF-18.UNION.05-60298 says "<:: Pick up that can."
    MPF-18-HELIX.05.63555 says "<:: I said put it in the trash can!"
    MPF-RCT.21757 says "<:: Pick... up... the can."
    MPF-18.UNION.05-60298 says "<:: I said pickup the can!"
    MPF-RCT.21757 says "<:: I said pickup the can!"
    MPF-RCT.21757 says "<:: Pick up that can."
    MPF-18.UNION.05-60298 says "<:: Now, put it in the trash can."
    MPF-RCT.21757 says "<:: Pick up that can."
    MPF-18-HELIX.05.63555 says "<:: I said put it in the trash can!"
    MPF-RCT.21757 says "<:: Pick up that can."
    MPF-18.UNION.05-60298 says "<:: I said put it in the trash can!"
    MPF-18-HELIX.05.63555 says "<:: I said put it in the trash can!"
    MPF-RCT.21757 says "<:: Pick up that can."
    MPF-18.UNION.05-60298 says "<:: Now, put it in the trash can."
    [A good man green eyes...] says "I will punch you all once if you dont leave me alone!"
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    Re: Favourite Server Quotes

    Post  Claptrap on Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:20 pm

    Sarah williams: Are you a nigger?
    Random bald citizen: Erh...no im white.
    Sarah williams: No, Im pretty sure you're a nigger.
    Random bald citizen: Cant you see Im white!
    Sarah williams: I can only see that you're black
    Random bald citizen: I can see you do not like black people, do you? >.<

    MPF-18.JURY.02-XXXXX: Do we arrest for racism?
    MPF-18.GHOST.OfC-XXXXX: No but she thinks she is a nigger.

    CP: Apply
    Sarah: Sarah nigger
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    Re: Favourite Server Quotes

    Post  Ulala/Faith on Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:00 am

    Shirona Asakawa says "You are..."

    **It would appear Shirona is thinking. She then blurts out to the officer; "You are a dirty little ass-licking whore!"

    "<:: Amputate."


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    Re: Favourite Server Quotes

    Post  eriks14042 on Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:10 am

    " I had 3inch long metal rod stickjing out of me, i need to grab some morphin "
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    Re: Favourite Server Quotes

    Post  The_Real_Kyundi on Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:50 am

    Johnny-Three-Tears says: "Hey there, lovely. You're looking sexy tonight.."
    Johnathan Kreeg says: "YA CHUBBY COON."

    ** MPF-18.RESTRICT.04-45848 begins to cry at 717's shoulder.
    [LOOC] MPF-18.JURY.02-71700: At my shoulder?
    [LOOC] MPF-18.JURY.02-71700: What'd it do?
    [LOOC] MPF-18.RESTRICT.04-45848: D:


    Mumbai Guatamo has taken damage from MPF-18.RESTRICT.04-45848 with weapon_pistol.
    Mumbai Guatamo has used '/Y HOYL COCKS GUCK'.

    MPF-45.GHOST-OfC.97204 whispers "<:: Hey big boy."
    MPF-45.GHOST-OfC.97204 whispers "<:: We're gonna have fun."

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    Re: Favourite Server Quotes

    Post  Isocade on Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:56 am

    CCA-18.JURY.02-71700 knocks down the door with his towering erection.
    CCA-18.JURY.02-71700 yells "<:: HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE POWER OF JEEEESUS?"
    CCA-11.SUPPLIER-45923 says "<:: Yeah he's in my attic"


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